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nascarmike

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  1. Looks more like a Moon Glow.
  2. Sister-in-laws husband was a cop in SSM 25yrs. He says they need to shut it down at least once a year for maint. and inspection.
  3. Sure. Anyone would know you have to use Metric calipers to measure a bore like that!
  4. Cling and Clang, and don't forget Dr. Blinky!
  5. Before that strap breaks the rear tires wrinkle like an NHRA Top Fuelie.
  6. https://www.autoblog.com/2023/12/17/last-chevrolet-camaro-sixth-generation/ Question for Doug, or someone in the know: How can NASCAR field Camaro's in 2024 when the last 2023 has rolled off the line and production has ended?
  7. Also, you are here on the meme thread. Which is amusing in itself.
  8. It was $40 just last year.
  9. Junior being junior, he should buy it and put it out in his graveyard.
  10. Inner City Math ( Chicago Style) GANG/CREW NAME____________________________________ _____ CRIB____________________________________ _________________ 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload? 2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit? 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit? 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside? 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the $10k for his brother's bail? 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his baby mother spends $150 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? 7. If a regular size can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average decorative letter covers 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over? 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up? 9. Lafawanda is a lookout on a corner for the gang. Lafawanda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawanda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income? 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
  11. They call him "The GOAT", but I think Jett Lawrence may have something to say about that.
  12. Redbu-u-u-u-ud! In the summer is always brutal.
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