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nascarmike

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  1. https://www.nascar.com/videos/franchise/nascar-cup-series-highlights/in-car-camera-corey-lajoies-wild-ride-across-the-talladega-finish-line/
  2. I am one that can't ever see the 3D's. But I saw Steve's... whoaaa!
  3. A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?" Yes ma'am, my daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen when she was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got shot down. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down in case the bottle broke when she landed. However, her parachute ended up landing right in the middle of the enemy troops. So she shot fifteen of them with her gun until she ran out of bullets then killed four more with her knife and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy try and tell you from this horrible story?" "He told me to stay away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
  4. He just wanted the "walk up" buffet.
  5. Gotta admit, I was wondering what you were thinking about Brad. Even in pre-race he was just hoping to hold his own. Didn't seem to confident.
  6. Really reaching on this one man.
  7. First of all, he wasn't slain. He died of a stroke the day after.
  8. East Nebraska Border Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn West Nebraska Border
  9. Shovel ready jobs, about as visble as Bigfoot.
  10. Every 100 days we add 1 Trillion to the national debt.
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