Gold Member Kivalo Posted April 25, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Anler said: I can't stand Copenhagen . Especially the snuff. Shit is messy as hell. I always hated it too. Kodiak mint was my poison of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Anler said: Castro puts his pubes in that stuff. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 25, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 25, 2017 Haven't chewed in 20 plus years, quit cigs two years ago and haven't drank in 4 months.....walking the dog on the beach tonight and I was wishing I had a cigar...maybe a Macanudo or Royal Jamaican. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted April 25, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Biggie Smails said: Haven't chewed in 20 plus years, quit cigs two years ago and haven't drank in 4 months.....walking the dog on the beach tonight and I was wishing I had a cigar...maybe a Macanudo or Royal Jamaican. Walking is a good way to lose some pounds, Jimmy! Good for you man! I always try and walk for exercise but too often I find reasons to "do it tomorrow" Why the fuck cant drinking to excess and eating like shit be good for you, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Woodtick said: I have a picture of me when I was like three years old. I must of been in a wedding cuz I'm wearing a tux. My dad and his brother put a smoke in my hand and a beer in the other and snapped the pic. That was 70's tho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, Kivalo said: A good cigar is a great way to pass the time. Still got a bunch rolled up in my freezer. Only smoke a couple a year now....not sure why. 8 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: Faggotry More Faggotry 'Merica This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 25, 2017 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Walking is a good way to lose some pounds, Jimmy! Good for you man! I always try and walk for exercise but too often I find reasons to "do it tomorrow" Why the fuck cant drinking to excess and eating like shit be good for you, eh? I can't take all the credit as this Blue Heeler is a maniac without a lot of exercise. 🐶🐶🐶 I did just scarf down half a dozen windmill cookies smeared with peanut butter so damn good thing I'm walking! Edited April 25, 2017 by Biggie Smails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Gave up smokes two weeks ago. Fuck dip. Fucking219r and his hill billy ass post. man when I quit smoking I also had to quit the bar . I smoked a lot of weed to compensate weed and gum and patches . if I get real lit up I will still have a smoke but I have not even gotten real lit up in a few yrs , I have prob had 5 packs total in 18yrs . usually was on guys trips and I would buy a pack at the bar for the weekend when it was clear where the weekend was headed especially if some one broke out booger sugar. worst smell there is when some one comes out from the cold in a leather jacket that was out there pulling a heater . fucking disgusting I would rather spend 100mi with the windows down in Iowa corn country during natural fertilizing season Edited April 25, 2017 by Ez ryder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Anler said: I have a picture of me when I was like three years old. I must of been in a wedding cuz I'm wearing a tux. My dad and his brother put a smoke in my hand and a beer in the other and snapped the pic. That was 70's tho. I have 1 on my wall as a baby sucking on a Pfeiffer's bottle next to dad passed out in bed and there in a nice bong on the night stand keeping it classy u know lol. any one remember smoking in the waiting rooms at hospitals lol and I still cant believe we had a smoking lounge in high school fucker was full between every class Edited April 25, 2017 by Ez ryder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I have only had a few beers in the last few weeks. I could smoke a pack of reds and fuck a fat chick after a bunch of beers. I'm staying away from beers for a while,just a few here and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Woodtick said: I have only had a few beers in the last few weeks. I could smoke a pack of reds and fuck a fat chick after a bunch of beers. I'm staying away from beers for a while,just a few here and there. beers or fat chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Ez ryder said: beers or fat chicks I was told I did a few big girls,I didn't remember a thing. I'm glad I don't remember them,who knows,maybe I liked it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Woodtick said: I was told I did a few big girls,I didn't remember a thing. I'm glad I don't remember them,who knows,maybe I liked it? That's what booze is for. Helping men get thru the tough jobs... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, Woodtick said: I have only had a few beers in the last few weeks. I could smoke a pack of reds and fuck a fat chick after a bunch of beers. I'm staying away from beers for a while,just a few here and there. If I had a nickel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted April 25, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted April 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Still got a bunch rolled up in my freezer. Only smoke a couple a year now....not sure why. This. Yeah I only smoke one every coupla months as well. 18 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: I can't take all the credit as this Blue Heeler is a maniac without a lot of exercise. 🐶🐶🐶 I did just scarf down half a dozen windmill cookies smeared with peanut butter so damn good thing I'm walking! sounds tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 23 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: If I had a nickel. U could buy a Hershey kiss and score with another fat chick ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Ez ryder said: U could buy a Hershey kiss and score with another fat chick ? I'd buy an ear of corn and throw it in my back pocket. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 57 minutes ago, Woodtick said: Had a Cuban with the father in law over the weekend. Cigars never did it for me, I'd smoke a quarter of a Cohiba at a golf outing and that was it, I was a cig smoker. 52 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said: Haven't chewed in 20 plus years, quit cigs two years ago and haven't drank in 4 months.....walking the dog on the beach tonight and I was wishing I had a cigar...maybe a Macanudo or Royal Jamaican. No bullshit Jim, god hates a quitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: I'd buy an ear of corn and throw it in my back pocket. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEY! oh so u are still in to the ones who can walk to the bathroom ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Ez ryder said: oh so u are still in to the ones who can walk to the bathroom ha If you are going to ride a hefer, it may as well be bucking full out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: If you are going to ride a hefer, it may as well be bucking full out. When a buddy was trying to get action off a chick at the bar and she had a fat friend we called it "taking the grenade" . Keeping the fat friend busy so your bud could get laid. I never took the grenade because I am just not a very good friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Anler said: When a buddy was trying to get action off a chick at the bar and she had a fat friend we called it "taking the grenade" . Keeping the fat friend busy so your bud could get laid. I never took the grenade because I am just not a very good friend. Guess who also likes that term? You guessed it!!!! The JeRSey ShORe BoyZ!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, Anler said: When a buddy was trying to get action off a chick at the bar and she had a fat friend we called it "taking the grenade" . Keeping the fat friend busy so your bud could get laid. I never took the grenade because I am just not a very good friend. oh man I had the best wing man a guy could ever dream of having . scotty loved fat chicks the bigger the better . I cant even tell u how many bars I walked in to scanning the place for fat chicks with good looking girlfriends I could fuck. if the pig is getting fucked every on in the crew is getting fucked the way it works . I owe prob 5/8 or more of my bar pussy to scott and his love of big fat hogs. of he was a tall ginger mother fucker and it was the 80s so picture Ronald mc Donald in some jazzy jeff cross colors get up . fucking clown show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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