SSFB Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Quote UTAH DESERT—Scientists and conspiracy theorists are baffled after a strange monolith-shaped stack of missing Trump votes was discovered without explanation in the middle of the Utah desert. "RIGGED ELECTION!" tweeted Donald Trump after seeing the news on his Twitter feed. "They found my missing votes! There must be 10 million in that stack alone!" Scientists insist Trump's allegations are "baseless" and that the strange stack of mail-in votes for Trump is more likely the result of an artist's work or perhaps an alien visitor. Rudy Giuliani was last seen rappelling down the side of a nearby cliff face to examine the stack of ballots with a flashlight and a magnifying glass. He has announced to the press that by the time he's done examining all the ballots by himself, Trump will be revealed to be the clear winner in all 50 states. https://babylonbee.com/news/strange-mysterious-stack-of-trump-votes-appears-in-the-utah-desert/?utm_content=buffer8dace&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR0yU_fA6x29lx0pRXGASr6CJEGqTsY9xjfAOvJVdYK-pQmfJMjjNFjPxec 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gold Member BOHICA Posted December 1, 2020 Gold Member Share Posted December 1, 2020 Didn’t Babylon bee get banned from Twitter once upon a time??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted December 2, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 2, 2020 Be careful @racer254 will believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 This is it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, BOHICA said: Didn’t Babylon bee get banned from Twitter once upon a time??? Probably. They lean right. Twitter hates that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 I see them all the time on Parler, turning out to be a decent site so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Is that the edge of the earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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