SSFB Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Quote WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi was feeling pretty good about her decision to open an investigation inquiry into President Donald Trump. Unfortunately for her, though, the impeachment inquiry was derailed earlier today when President Trump replied with, "Can't do that, triple stamped it, no erasies." "You're impeached," Pelosi told him in a tense meeting. "You're impeached," Trump replied. "You're impeached, quitsies," Pelosi said, preparing to leave as she felt she had won the argument. But while Pelosi was playing 2D Tiddlywinks, Trump was fourteen 4D chess steps ahead of her: "You're impeached, quitsies, anti-quitsies, no startsies!" Trump said triumphantly. This went on for some time in a scathing back-and-forth between the two grown adults. Finally, Trump won the argument, saying, "You can't impeach me, triple stamped it, no erasies, touch blue make it true." Pelosi tried to argue the point but Trump had already put his fingers in his ears and was saying, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" so he could not hear her futile cries. The Speaker of the House said she will check her agenda line items and try the next thing they had planned to impeach Trump for instead. https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-derailed-after-trump-responds-with-cant-do-that-triple-stamped-it-no-erasies?fbclid=IwAR0MdmMBYqc5UP8np19UIEAYxlHlo-AWdQkr8I_8DqCdJD-Laq6y6JkQ2o0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 That's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 1, 2019 Does sound like him though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Weirdly enough, this sounds exactly like our precious government “leadership” at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I am starting to think Some in here get all their political opinions from BabylonBee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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