DriftBusta Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Bird can run 31mph, swims like a fish and has dagger claws...wtf https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cassowary-florida-worlds-dangerous-bird-attack-132636401.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 I'd whoop the bag off that motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 43 minutes ago, f7ben said: I'd whoop the bag off that motherfucker Well no shit. You do have a bigger beak. A tremendous one at that. So I've heard........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Skidude600 said: Well no shit. You do have a bigger beak. A tremendous one at that. So I've heard........ Also I'm tough as nails.....not afraid of that bird one bit!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 minute ago, f7ben said: Also I'm tough as nails.....not afraid of that bird one bit!!!!1 Chuck Norris got nothing on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Skidude600 said: Chuck Norris got nothing on you. I'd just tape a cordless paslode framing nailer to my foot and then me and that little bitch would be even Stevens.....fuck that bird up son!!!11 Edited April 14, 2019 by f7ben 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidude600 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: I'd just tape a cordless paslode framing nailer to my foot and then me and that little bitch would be even Stevens.....fuck that bird up son!!!11 Cook that MF chicken up after you're done and have a FS block party!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 I hate birds that try to claw you to death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Skidude600 said: Cook that MF chicken up after you're done and have a FS block party!! Believe that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, f7ben said: I'd just tape a cordless paslode framing nailer to my foot and then me and that little bitch would be even Stevens.....fuck that bird up son!!!11 I’ve spent my money on some stupid shit, but I’d empty the bank to watch that. No ragtets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 minute ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: I’ve spent my money on some stupid shit, but I’d empty the bank to watch that. No ragtets. fucking payperview!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: I’ve spent my money on some stupid shit, but I’d empty the bank to watch that. No ragtets. X2. Where's the chicken/Fordy gif? Been can updo that! Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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