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More Baseless Bullshit From Homeland Security


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This is what happens when you create large federal agencies obstensibly to fight terrorism...they make shit up to justify their existence.

 

https://theintercept.com/2019/04/08/black-protesters-terrorism-threat-isis/

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Baby stubs toe, cries for an hour. Homeland Security worried that sleepless parent might join ISIS

Kids find half spent joint on side of the road. Smoke it. Homeland security consider devil’s tobacco a gateway drug to joining ISIS, proceed to gather FISA warrant and summarily execute children at black site. 

4 oz and not 3 oz bottle of shampoo in carry on bag. Homeland security operatives coordinate the drop of six 1000lb JDAMs on local airport to prevent plane from being hijacked... By ISIS. 

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