Stephen Hawking

Maybe he'll be able to afford a comb and stop rubbing a balloon on his head.

Fixed it for ya.

Besides, I was drunk when I came up with that.

I'd like to know the Vegas odds on this one first.

He was so busy he just never got around to becoming a legal citizen I guess. Give him another 20 years and I'm sure he'll get around to it though.

So did I, no reason to not enjoy both sites imo

I like military spending, puts cash in my pocket.

Why don't you check with Vegas.

Seems to me that just proves his expertise.

Sooo, the director of the FBI is such a pussy that he can be intimidated into doing things he shouldn't. Got it.

I think this bit of detective work is very close to rivaling the Tony Stewart investigation slinger did.

I'm sure he'd be happy to know he can rely on you then.

Took almost 2 weeks to shake the headcold I just had, probably expelled a total of 5lbs of snot.

Stanley recently bought the Irwin and Lenox brands as well.

Looks like the great fisherman was using rotten bait again. An unconnected laptop had russian based spyware on it, wonder what porn site the hapless utility worker was pulling his pecker to when the spyware got in?

I was starting to get worried that mc wouldn't get a gloom and doom thread started today. Whew.... That was close.

If zbub buys this then I'm in as well.

I don't remember giving permission for my likeness to be used in that video.

Pennzoil marine premium plus for 6 years now, power valves are always clean.

Those pesky Russians again?

He should house them for free?

I've read the OP several times and have yet to see where a threat was made. Some well deserved gloating and a giant "I told you so" yes.

Dp

It's an epic tweetstorm damit, no explanations are needed.

Probably not in your neighborhood either .