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Ernie McCracken

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  1. They're kinda like titties, but for your kind of folk and less fun.
  2. A few are of you are some strange fucking cookies.
  3. Walter would like his undies back.
  4. Your cheese has slipped off your cracker. All of you.
  5. You are on a gravy train with biscuit wheels my friend!
  6. Must not have wanted to go home. Probably a Keystone drinker.
  7. That is also a good way to pay your rent!
  8. Let's not even talk about that. I pulled out of her really early on that one.
  9. Speak of the Devil and he appears! I'm going to go play the jukebox.
  10. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to this thread?
  11. Tanqueray and Tab. Keep em coming, Sweets, I got a long night of watching your ass get owned.
  12. You two are on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
  13. Where is the Sno Coupe page on this forum?
  14. It all comes down to the 2023 model year. Arctic Cat, a man child, with a dream to topple snowmobile giants Polaris and Ski-Doo. If he strikes, he is the 2023 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a snowmobiler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt like an about to explode bratwurst.
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