
Everything posted by Gym Ramstud
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Stinkis Polaris Project - 2010 Rush 600
Gym would have gotten one with bigger engine to do wheelies. Gym also doubts you'll spray roost.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym believes in karma and payback. Gym is patient.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym's mother once washed his mouth out with dish soap for using bad language. Gym wasn't thrilled about that. Gym put a rat in her coffin at her funeral while faking his sadness.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym is sorry. Gym doesn't like to ruin electronics. Gym once lived in a bubble. Gym was a terribly lonely child. Gym has a government job. Gym isn't lazy. Gym's just a little slow in the head at times. Gym loves to draw pictures. Gym has quite a coloring book collection. Gym eats the crayons on occasion. Gym assumes you aren't putting in enough effort. Gym thought he could fly as a child. Gym jumped off the barn once to prove his friends wrong and hit his head. Gym doesn't hang around with those guys anymore. Gym likes to try new things. Gym doesn't recommend letting the dog lick peanut butter off one's private parts now.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym is fairly certain Kawasaki does not make snowmobiles. Gym would spray copious amounts of roost on Jim's Kawasaki. Gym knows Polaris is the best. Gym rides the best brand and has the best dealer. Gym's old lady is pretty handy with the glass cleaner. Gym likes to rub his nipples on the windows while watching the squirrels frolic under the bird feeder. Gym should probably use less lanolin cream on his nipples.
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2022 XCR 136 650 First Impression
Gym is pretty certain this brodder character is being cheap. Gym runs the oil his manufacturer suggests.
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7S display
Gym doesn't know. Gym is now subscribed.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym doesn't have any idea how many 2023 sleds Polaris is building. Gym is fairly certain they are building a lot. Gym only cares about his own.
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Polaris releases first quarter 2022 earnings results
Gym is the Eggman.
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Skidoo two strokes have no pull start
Gym is confused by the attention Gym is getting. Gym would prefer not to draw attention to himself. Gym is low key.
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Sidewinder vs vr1 boost
Gym avoids most of the locals. Gym is reclusive.
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Sidewinder vs vr1 boost
Gym would welcome you to drive around the wonderful roads and bridges of Norman County. Gym likes visitors.
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Sidewinder vs vr1 boost
This is why Gym ordered a Khaos Slash 9R. Gym is a simpleton. Gym doesn't want to carry around a thesaurus to identify other snowmobiles. Gym won't extirpate roost. Gym will spray roost.
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Now what?
Gym would prefer not to get dragged into this mess. Gym would appreciate you not tagging him. Gym will use the ignore feature.
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2022 XCR 136 650 First Impression
Gym doesn't liked to be mocked. Gym has a hurt feeling.
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Sidewinder vs vr1 boost
Gym's friend Rupert has an SRX with a silly gauge. Gym knows the SRX is fast but Gym suspects there will be a new king of the lake. Gym only likes racing for 330 feet. Gym will wheelie and spray roost for 329 feet and fist pump the air with his 9R next winter. Gym feels bad for Yamaha.
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2022 XCR 136 650 First Impression
Gym doesn't care about fuel economy. Gym loves the smell of premium fuel and Amsoil. Gym rarely goes over fifty miles per hour. Gym likes to stop frequently and pin the throttle. Gym giggles when he rides wheelies and sprays roost.
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Now what?
Gym doesn't like summer. Gym prefers winter. Gym has a hobby to keep him occupied while he waits for winter. Gym plans to build a life-sized matchstick snowmobile this summer. Gym sniffs a lot of glue.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym likes the Amish. Gym enjoys stroking his long beard. Gym makes his wife wear a bonnet to Casey's General Store. Gym finds you to be delusional. Gym once had a bout with mental illness. Gym takes pills now. Gym carries lots of extra relays and dielectric grease with him. Gym has eaten wolf. Gym has a diverse diet. Gym is curious about burying bodies. Gym has this one neighbor. Gym was seen buying a shovel and tarp recently.
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Skidoo two strokes have no pull start
Gym looks forward to pulling the rope on his 9R. Gym is manly. Gym eats a lot of Wheaties.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym plots his daily roost spraying course every weekend on his 7S right from his phone. Gym never gets lost while riding wheelies and spraying roost because of his 7S. Gym appreciates that his 7S is integrated into the sled right from the factory and is very versatile. Gym's friend Pat doesn't have a 7S. Pat rides another brand that doesn't offer a factory gauge that is so useful. Pat is brand loyal. Gym takes pity on Pat.
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SxS owners ... what's some of the more common accessory needs?
Gym doesn't get people wasting money on all-terrain vehicles. Gym has a Tacoma with a Carolina squat. Gym drives around in the woods with his high beams on.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym doesn't understand what's wrong with this brand. Gym orders his sleds just how he wants them. Gym doesn't mind paying for new technology. Gym ate all his children's Easter Candy after they went to bed last night. Gym had the munchies.
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The 2023 Cat Lineup...
Gym gets a warm feeling in his pants over Uma Thurman. Gym enjoys watching Kill Bill. Gym has a Katana.
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I'm bored ...
Gym doesn't like fighting with his teammates. Gym is always a team player. Gym doesn't like to stir the pot. Gym likes a nice thick amphipathic skin on top his soup. Gym knows better than to eat the skin. Gym hasn't thrown up since 1984.