Gym Ramstud

Gym could show this West fella some sweet action in Norman County. Gym has never been caught doing improper things with farmyard animals behind the beet truck. Gym keeps getting picture requests from this Alaska 440 weirdo.

Gym knows that guy. Gym isn't a fan. Gym once threw rotten eggs at his rickety barn after he flipped Gym off for spraying him with roost. Gym would really like to keep this a secret though.

Gym was thinking about getting a wrapper for his 9R. Gym was wondering if anyone knows who could make one that looks like gravel. Gym is also looking for Brown CA skies. Gym says thanks.

Gym likes watching a good shootout. Gym grew up watching Westerns and is fond of Marshall Dillon. Gym would cheer for the Indians on occasion. Gym isn't referring to that smelly red dot kind of Indian. Gym likes hanging with his native American friends at the Naytahwaush Snowmachine races. Gym wears a feather in his hair and sneaks up behind his old lady from time to time to play hide the tomahawk. Gym doesn't normally like to share these types of things, but Gym is comfortable with his new friends at Freedomsledders.

Gym doesn't understand the controversy surrounding this belt drive. Gym hasn't had any problems with the belt drive on his 9R. Gym has faith in the engineers of Rosseau MN and the R&D that goes into the products. Gym is confident Polaris tests and tunes their machines properly and their test riders feedback is of the highest standards. Gym wouldn't let his dog loose near them though. Gym is stoked for wide open throttle wheelie ripping and roost spraying season with no concerns. Gym wishes you luck.

Gym can't say enough good things about his 9R to anyone who will listen. Gym feels sorry for those people who are stuck riding little 858 and 850 engines. Gym loves wheelies. Gym loves spraying roost. Gym doesn't mean to be a braggard. Gym better go to couch now. Gym will see you all again later.

Gym agrees. Gym knows Polaris is going to kick the fecal matter out of Arctic Cat and Ski Doos this winter. Gym isn't comfortable going more than 45mph unlike them racer folks but Gym knows a kick ass machine when he sees one.

Gym is uncomfortable with this much online hostility. Gym would appreciate any help with this ignorance function other people have mentioned.

Gym's old lady sure was pissed about that. Let's just say Gym values his tax payer provided pension, perfectly manicured gravel driveway, his Bultaco and house more than some silly graphics. Gym is trying to figure out how to make his couch in the basement more comfortable right now.

Gym is adding wrist straps to his handlebars to help him hold the fuck on.

Gym didn't know Polaris got into the gas station business. Gym only runs the best fuel in his 9R he gets from the county garage in five-gallon buckets on Saturday when no one else is around. Gym got a bottle of dish washing detergent in the mail from Polaris recently. Gym is confused why Polaris wants him to put it into his fuel tank. Gym plans to swing by the dealer tomorrow during work. Gym has the best dealer.

Gym is disappointed to see what this webbersite has become in his absence. Gym just got back from Straw Days where he purchased a used laptop in the swamp meet. Gym took the 1978 Ford Crown Victoria station wagon. Gym chose poorly. Gym finally gave up on the Commodore 64. Took Gym the entire day to figure out this windows eight and remember how to log in. Good thing Gym writes down his usernames and passwords on the wall next to the toilet. Gym is digressing. Gym finally logged in fully pumped to share what he saw with his fellow roost sprayers and wheelie rippers and crazy thing is there's this feller wearing goggles that's filled the entire page claiming the world is coming to an end and yelling at everyone and claiming it is never going to snow again ever? Gym wasn't sure if he should be sad, mad or angry as his 9R is ready to tear up every ditch in Norman County. Gym thought about it for a bit and figured maybe this angry little feller must have some mental issues or really need to release some of his built-up testicle seeds. For the record Gym doesn't suggest wool socks for this. Gym only fell for that the one time. Gym had a sticky itchy right foot for a whole week. Gym is stoked about the upcoming season and very excited to be back with his bestest friends on Freedomsledders. Gym is curious about this ignore function.

Gym feels bad for this Polaris feller. Gym understands. Gym isn't a fan of dogs either.

Gym is sad. Gym is having a very bad winter. Gym hasn't been ripping wheelies or spraying roost. Gym has cabin fever. Gym is considering selling his 9R and getting an ATV. Gym wonders which Polaris ATV is the best for ripping wheelies and spraying roost. Gym is interested in those paddle type tires for ripping up the ditches in Norman County. Gym has found himself lashing out at people for no reason. Gym is on his eighth Meister Brau at the moment. Gym needs to go now. Gym enjoys chatting with the Jehovah Witnesses who pop in to visit on occasion.

Gym has never heard of this internet Jesus before. Gym doesn't appreciate you using Jesus's name in vain. Gym believes that poor man has suffered enough. Gym has seen @Jesus post on here. Gym has a lot of respect for that guy.

Gym is contemplating hosting the Norman County wheelie ripping and roost spraying competition next winter. Gym finds accelerating from a dead stop to one thousand feet on grass and slush preposterous. Gym plans to talk to the local inferior brand dealers to see if they can assist in facilitating such an event. Gym's dealer is already on board. Gym has the best dealer.

Gym is concerned how you revel in the sadness of others. Gym isn't a feeling hurter. Gym has a distinct suspicion you've led an unsatisfying life. Gym still wishes you a Merry Christmas.

Gym is watching Die Hard on Paramount right now. Gym yells YIPPEE KI YAY while spraying roost and ripping wheelies. Gym loves Christmas movies.

Gym recognizes that gravel. Gym got a new belt from the best dealer in Minnesota. Gym ported his track over the summer. Gym would never put screws in his track. Gym loves spinning his track and blowing snow out of every corner on the trail when Gym isn't ripping that sweet Pow outside the orange markers ripping wheelies. Gym wonders why so many people here on not HCS are constantly fixing old junk. Gym tries not to be judgmental. Gym should go now.

Gym appreciates brand loyalty more than anyone here. Gym would rather let crows pick at his eyeballs than be seen on one. Gym means no offense to those that do though. Gym is learning sarcasm here.

Gym doesn't understand why you posted a picture of his uncle Hector. Gym has only met him a few times at family functions. Gym hated wearing that sombrero. Gym would appreciate it if you left him alone. Gym doesn't want any enemies here.

Gym appreciates whatever it is that Airplane man posted. Gym won't click on it because Gym got a flu on his Commodore 64 the last time he did that. Gym spent a lot of time at his bank from that episode.

Gym is curious why this Stinker fellow needs to edit so many of his poasts. Gym is concerned Stinker might have a learning disorder or possibly some severe head trauma. Gym would be willing to go to Western Union and send money to help him. Gym can be quite generous when Gym sees people with obvious problems. Gym wants to help out his fellow Polaris owner.

Gym laughs his hinder off about these unicycle skids. Gym wonders if Artic Cat is trying to make them easy to tip over. Gym has read about Skeedo's being easy to tip over here. Gym isn't the betting type but Gym is positive he could tip one of these over if he stared at it hard enough. Gym doesn't find this to be an attractive snowmocheen. Gym doesn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings who bought one of these heinous looking squinty eyed catastrophes. Gym feels it's important to be honest and transparent at times.

Gym isn't buying any of this nonsense. Gym has jars of bear fat on his kitchen window sill that he uses to forecast wheelie ripping and roost spraying opportunities. Gym doesn't believe anything he reads on the internet. Gym learned a hard lesson years ago when he tried helping what seemed like a nice family from Nigeria.