Basement's too full of bike and sled parts, can't dwell there.
But I do hear Polaris will soon be unveiling a machine with features that cater to your, ummmh, special needs.
The new machine will incorporate a microphone and processor, and when it senses anyone speaking unfavourably about anything Polaris, it will automatically dispense a couple tissues to wipe your tears, followed by couple more to wipe away your butthurt. The machine will have satellite driven WiFi also, so you can post pictures of your sledding exploits to FS in real time.