XCR1250 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G. Plan G gives anyone 75 or older a gun and one bullet to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zambroski Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Actually, I like it. Everyone wins! And I think the anal rape for older gentlemen is a lot less too. Maybe just once a week or something. It may be good for the prostate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 This is a great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Actually, I like it. Everyone wins! And I think the anal rape for older gentlemen is a lot less too. Maybe just once a week or something. It may be good for the prostate. No you didn't ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted December 3, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 3, 2016 Plan G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I nominate MaineCunt to be the first one to try out Plan G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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