SSFB Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 A tremendous disk! Quote U.S.—A new poll found that more people would trust presidential adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci if he were to wear one of those "giant doctor disk thingies" on his head. Fauci has been a controversial figure, with many questioning his response to the coronavirus outbreak. This new study shows there's one simple way for him to put people's criticisms to bed: wearing a head mirror, referred to as a "giant doctor disk thing" by the vast majority of the nation. "I just don't know if I can trust him -- he doesn't have one of those big CD-looking things on his forehead," said Lily Bryers, 42, of Snidersville, Texas. "Putting on one of those and maybe wearing one of the heart-listening thingies around his neck would go a long way toward dispelling my doubts about him." "Dr. Mario wears one, and I trust him. I'm just saying, it would help." The study also confirmed that people would really like it if he could wear a white medical coat and hold a clipboard. In addition, people said their trust of him would increase greatly if he would hit the president's knee with one of those miniature rubber hammer thingies. "And would it kill the man to tell somebody to say 'Ah' and then stick one of those popsicle sticks down his throat?" https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-finds-more-people-would-trust-fauci-if-he-wore-one-of-those-giant-doctor-disk-thingies-on-his-head?utm_content=bufferfad5d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR3cHUL7zvAbFy_y5o5hFjCfPMooergU8S1xxFgDT0qkvsDaIB0TXyafKy4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 There it is. The dumbest thing I've seen today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 13, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 13, 2020 Haha...love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 100%! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Just now, Jimmy Snacks said: Haha...love it! Trump people need symbolism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 i'm surprised Trump does not wear one with scrubs to his briefing, after all he knows as much as a doctor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted April 13, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 13, 2020 That's fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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