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Donald Trump announces huge border wall with Canada to prevent Melania pouncing on Justin Trudeau


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Donald Trump announces huge border wall with Canada to prevent Melania pouncing on Justin Trudeau


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President Trump has announced that work on a northern border wall is to begin immediately, following a significant ‘moment’ between his wife Melania and Justin Trudeau over the weekend. 

The First Lady was photographed gazing at the Canadian Prime Minister with a mixture of admiration, searing desire and the purest love at the G7 gathering yesterday; the like of which she has certainly never been seen to direct at her husband Donald in all the years of them being photographed together. 

President Trump angrily tweeted this morning, “Canada sucks! Worse than Mexico! We are going to have a border wall with Canada!” followed by another that read “They are coming over here, with their perfect young bodies, natural hair and winning charm, making our women horny – SAD!” 

Melania Trump defended the photo this morning to White House press this morning saying with a wink, “My husband once famously said that he’s ‘automatically attracted to beautiful’ and that he just starts kissing them. So if he can, I will too.
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