SSFB Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Quote ANNAPOLIS, MD—Senator and former presidential candidate John McCain is gone but not forgotten. As evidence of this, the White House has revealed that early every morning President Donald Trump makes the trek to McCain’s grave so he can stand there and shout abuse at it. “So I’m still alive today!” Trump said to McCain’s grave in his last visit. “How about you? Oh. No witty comeback? Ha!” Trump laughed, but then his mood quickly turned darker and he yelled, “You think you’re better than me?!” before kicking the grave and hurting his foot. “He just hasn’t gotten over McCain’s death,” explained Vice President Michael Pence. “He feels that McCain passed way too early and that there was so much left unsaid between the two of them... mainly in the way of Trump blaming McCain for everything that’s gone wrong.” So Trump visits McCain’s grave every day, stomping on any flowers people have left on it and yelling about how McCain is “nothing” and that “no one even thinks about him anymore.” “It’s the most dedicated he has ever been to anyone,” said Trump’s wife, Melania. https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-trump-visits-mccains-grave-every-day-to-yell-at-it?fbclid=IwAR0pmer1mOgypuVkLyY3AuSuI5VA8fKsCiw8VruRr__Qk3qcXqAzbNoQ6p4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted March 22, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 22, 2019 I knew it! All you have to do is connect the dots and it becomes obvious....duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jkw Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Sad part is that it could be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoslinger Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 yeah it's hard to tell if it's true or not. places like "the onion" took a heavy loss with trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) I doubt this is even fake news! Edited March 22, 2019 by Anler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Anler said: I doubt this is even fake news! Clearly fake, it doesn't include where he would have said "I'm rich you know!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 A grave site is meant for the living to be able to grieve....or lash out. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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