XCR1250 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama & Clinton supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. --We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O'Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World". --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. --Since it so often offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Complete retardation. What kind of mental degenerate even dreams this stupid crap up? Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, NaturallyAspirated said: Complete retardation. What kind of mental degenerate even dreams this stupid crap up? Neal I liked it. Why does it upset you so? Seems like you'd like the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Zambroski said: I liked it. Why does it upset you so? Seems like you'd like the idea. You know what that says about you eh.... I'm not upset, just calling crap, crap. Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, NaturallyAspirated said: You know what that says about you eh.... I'm not upset, just calling crap, crap. Neal I sure do. You're upset. You want your cake and want to eat it to, but...your chosen ingredients don't make real cake, they make fake, imaginary cake. Truth be told, I don't want this nation to split up, I want a good dust up to settle this whole shit hot mess. You in? Or just gonna go sit on the side and watch soccer? Yeah.....Allepo Futbal. Ride with Moto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: I sure do. You're upset. You want your cake and want to eat it to, but...your chosen ingredients don't make real cake, they make fake, imaginary cake. Truth be told, I don't want this nation to split up, I want a good dust up to settle this whole shit hot mess. You in? Or just gonna go sit on the side and watch soccer? Yeah.....Allepo Futbal. Ride with Moto. You are a lost soul man... I pity your ignorance. Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, NaturallyAspirated said: You are a lost soul man... I pity your ignorance. Neal I'm "found" BIGLY-TREMENDOUSLY. It's freeing to know who you, what you stand for and what you are capable of doing to prove it. SBYL...and multiple weaknesses. Look lady, Wolves don't worry themselves about the sad and hurt feelings of sheep.....and you come across to me as a wee lamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: I'm "found" BIGLY-TREMENDOUSLY. It's freeing to know who you, what you stand for and what you are capable of doing to prove it. SBYL...and multiple weaknesses. Look lady, Wolves don't worry themselves about the sad and hurt feelings of shee.....and you come across to me as a wee lamb. In your own universe sure. Back in reality, no. Don't fool yourself you ain't no wolf, you are some valley girl's Chihuahua. Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, NaturallyAspirated said: Complete retardation. What kind of mental degenerate even dreams this stupid crap up? Neal Take a couple deep breaths Neal, you're gonna be ok Edited June 10, 2018 by DriftBusta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, NaturallyAspirated said: In your own universe sure. Back in reality, no. Don't fool yourself you ain't no wolf, you are some valley girl's Chihuahua. Neal Ok, that's enough for you young lady, go get @xtralettucetomatoe580 before I lose interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 This is an example of how some people view the world. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: Ok, that's enough for you young lady, go get @xtralettucetomatoe580 before I lose interest. More like you are getting paddled on the ass and you need some balm. But think what you want... Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, spin_dry said: This is an example of how some people view the world. Amazing. Some have just had enough of the constant, endless whining. That's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Take a couple deep breaths Neal, you're gonna be ok Ok from what? A Don chain email? OHHH HOW WILL I EVER GO ON!!!! Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, NaturallyAspirated said: More like you are getting paddled on the ass and you need some balm. But think what you want... Neal Mhm. No thanks. I'll wait for XLT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: Some have just had enough of the constant, endless whining. That's all. Yet here you are blabbing. Apparently it isn't you... Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: Some have just had enough of the constant, endless whining. That's all. I read it here every time I log on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Zambroski said: Mhm. No thanks. I'll wait for XLT. Yeah go for it! Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, NaturallyAspirated said: Ok from what? A Don chain email? OHHH HOW WILL I EVER GO ON!!!! Neal it seems to have upset you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, spin_dry said: I read it here every time I log on. So do I. Usually starts with one of your 6-8 threads a day crying about Trump. Poor fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, DriftBusta said: it seems to have upset you. Not at all, why would it upset me. It's garbage that's easily mocked for humor. You really have no sense of humor do you. Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, DriftBusta said: it seems to have upset you. He's a "liberaltarian". It's hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zambroski said: So do I. Usually starts with one of your 6-8 threads a day crying about Trump. Poor fella. Quite a compliment coming from the CE post king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, spin_dry said: Quite a compliment coming from the CE post king. Well then, you are welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Why have I been summoned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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