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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B314SGpyVtMobm5nTEZ5Y3gycEU/view?ts=57656a69&pref=2&pli=1

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/06/health/rapamycin-dog-live-longer/index.html

Hillary Clinton called Bill Clinton into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2016!" "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever In here with two assholes!"

As his final request, Arnold Palmer has suggested that the golf term "bad lie" would be more descriptive if called .......... "A Hillary." Today, the PGA has honored Arnold's request and officially approved "A Hillary" in the lexicon of golf terms.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/H4_XZE3r3oU?rel=0

http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/03/bill-clinton-trashes-obamacare-at-event-calls-it-crazy-system/ and this: By Douglas Ernst - The Washington Times - Monday, October 3, 2016 Former President Bill Clinton stumped for his wife’s campaign on Monday in Michigan by deeming the Affordable Care Act a “crazy system.” President Obama’s signature piece of legislation was framed as nonsensical public policy that punishes middle-class Americans by doubling their health-insurance premiums, according to video footage of the event. “You’ve got this crazy system where all of a sudden 25 million more people have health care and then the people are out there busting it, sometimes 60 hours a week, wind up with their premiums doubled and their coverage cut in half,” Mr. Clinton told voters. “It’s the craziest thing in the world.”

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silver-black> gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does." She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more> skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips. The husband smiled sweetly at his wife as he opened the cage door and shoved her in. "Now Tell him you have a headache..."

An old Italian lived alone in Pennsylvania. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was very hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: "Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa." A few days later he received a letter from his son: "Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie." At 4 a.m. the next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: "Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie."

God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good. So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath. Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Old #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/30/politics/debate-commission-trump-had-audio-issues/index.html

Don't know. They showed pics on the news, many of the driveways are very short, some folks have no garage, 1 woman said her 2 kids each have cars as do herself & husband..

Duluth Mn. will begin ticketing folks who park cars in their front yards.

Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She said that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she said, “you killed it, so if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!” She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me.” "I had just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2wkVPkGOixc

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http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Trump-Won-Debate-Snap/2016/09/27/id/750421/?ns_mail_uid=36146951&ns_mail_job=1689800_09272016&s=al&dkt_nbr=pdtyyfys The far majority of polls taken after Monday night's presidential debate say Donald Trump came away victorious. A Daily Mail story highlights many of the polls that appeared online following the showdown at Hofstra University. A CNN survey that found Democrat Hillary Clinton to be the winner is being widely circulated, but that conclusion seems to be in the minority. Of the 21 polls (including CNN's) mentioned in the Daily Mail story, Trump won 17 of them, including: Time: Trump 58 percent, Clinton 42 percent CBS New York: Trump 24K votes, 17,600 votes San Diego Tribune: Trump 66 percent, Clinton 34 percent Slate: Trump 54 percent, Clinton 46 percent Variety: Trump 51 percent, Clinton 48 percent Fortune: Trump 51 percent, Clinton 49 percent CNBC: Trump 51 percent, Clinton 49 percent The CNN poll found that 62 percent of those surveyed by the left-leaning network thought Clinton won. Trump garnered 27 percent. Breaking News at Newsmax.com http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Trump-Won-Debate-Snap/2016/09/27/id/750421/#ixzz4LVW6VhkP Urgent: Do You Back Trump or Hillary? Vote Here Now! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3809204/Most-snap-polls-Trump-winning-debate-landslide.html

http://www.aol.com/article/2016/09/25/book-claims-to-reveal-the-worst-president-in-history/21478885/

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Anyone want/need a new Bosch DLR130 Laser measuring device? I never used it.

Wife missed Beauty and the Beast end of series which aired on 9/15/2016

as the title asked

I'll probably never use it for hauling snowmobiles as I have 5 other trailers I could use, but still nice to have around if I need it or borrow it to others.

Done all that 5 days ago.

Trump could bring the other 30 or more women Bill C. had cheated with.