Rocket Man

Outstanding Leader not have much time for Internet while he running greatest country in world. Outstanding Leader leave the administration of Best Korea Sledder to his hand picked admin crew.

Outstanding Leader is much better golfer than Dotard. After all, Outstanding Leader's Father, Dear Leader, once made 11 hole in one's in one round. Thank.

Outstanding Leader see you as one of his special children.

True Korea is Democracy. All citizens have right to vote how they wish. Outstanding Leader is world’s most popular person.

Outstanding Leader no like countries where magic sky daddies still rule. Dotard doing work of Israel make it easier for Outstanding Leader to take over USA. Best Korea Generals will lay waste to Imperialist Pigs.

Outstanding Leader has won reelection with 99.93% of vote. Thank!

Hello from Best Korea

Outstanding Leader return. Dotard tiny hands finally grow a pair and crack down on citizenry just like in True Korea. Too bad Dotard die soon from a mix of KFC gravy and orange spray tan. USA soon be United States of Korea and FreedomSledder soon be Best Korea Sledder. Give Thank or get ICBM.

Imperialist Pig propaganda. No Thank.

Outstanding Leader find funny. Thank.

No gay people in Best Korea. All citizens have freedom to be straight.

Outstanding Leader will build wall and make South Korean traitors pay for it.

Local officials fail at protecting Best Korean citizens. Outstanding Leader drain swamp.

Incompetence is crime in Best Korea. Outstanding Leader clean up the streets and rid government of bad people.

Outstanding Leader tough on crime.