Here's a few things to know . One , I'm sure Cliff Claven partied like a rock star on his .
Now me , one thing is you don't need a window or porthole cuz your only in the room to sleep , get changed , and you can't see shit in the dark anyway , so you'll be outside when you want to see the sites or partying on deck .
At dinner , when you can't decide what of the five mains to have , order all of them ..... Because you can . Same goes with Apps and dessert . Order like a muthafuckin Boss .
I drank , and drank and my bill was nothing , and booze is cheap in international water , so don't buy on the ship until your there.
And , at some point you realize that you should be there alone .
The ratio of women to men is crazy . And not old blue hairs . They're we're so many twenty something's girls there just to party .
Gay guys go on the gay ship ,straight guys are there with wives and GF's.
Girls go alone , all the time .
Royal Caribbean all the way .
Now go do this like A Captain !