Mainecat Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Donald Trump died and went to Hell... But he arrived early. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, swimming to the bottom and then resurfacing, over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump. The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor, with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky... doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!” The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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f7ben Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 What kind of sexist trash is that? “Doing what she does best” Lewisnki is a really bright woman and probably had an amazing career in front of her until she got run through the Clinton machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: Lewisnki is a really bright woman and probably had an amazing career in front of her until she got run through the Clinton machine. You don't think she milked it for all she could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted January 20 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 20 Commenting on a MC thread so HSR gets his panties wet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 20 Author Share Posted January 20 55 minutes ago, f7ben said: What kind of sexist trash is that? “Doing what she does best” Lewisnki is a really bright woman and probably had an amazing career in front of her until she got run through the Clinton machine. Oh stop Father Ben…lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 20 Author Share Posted January 20 38 minutes ago, Skidooski said: Commenting on a MC thread so HSR gets his panties wet Even you smiled….unless it was gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted January 20 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 20 6 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Even you smiled….unless it was gas. I did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, HSR said: You don't think she milked it for all she could No she definitely didn’t , she had her life destroyed by it. Listen to her TED talk some time about internet harassment and being cancelled. She was literally the first person to suffer this behavior. It’s a great talk and she’s a smart gal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 10 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Oh stop Father Ben…lmao Lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 20 Author Share Posted January 20 3 minutes ago, f7ben said: Lolz I saved this for too long…lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Stephen Hawking Posted January 20 Gold Member Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Mainecat said: Donald Trump died and went to Hell... But he arrived early. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, swimming to the bottom and then resurfacing, over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump. The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor, with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky... doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!” The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!" Did you give him the dime tour when he got there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 39 minutes ago, Mainecat said: I saved this for too long…lmao I never banged no black chicks before but not because I wouldn’t!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, Stephen Hawking said: Did you give him the dime tour when he got there? No but he watched him have breakfast with George Soros from across the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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