Mainecat Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Putin Misses Former Employee By Andy Borowitz March 18, 2021 Photograph by Chris McGrath / Getty MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In unusually emotional remarks at the Kremlin, the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, said that he “deeply missed” a former employee. “I remember one time, in Helsinki, when I told him that I didn’t meddle in the American election, and he obediently repeated what I said,” Putin recalled. “I knew then and there that I had found a very special employee.” “Then there was the time a reporter asked if I was a killer, and he changed the subject,” he said. “I thought to myself, If only everyone who worked for me was this good.” Putin acknowledged that dealing with his employee could sometimes be frustrating, “like when the interpreter would have to translate my instructions into very short and simple words so he could understand them,” but admitted that such inconveniences seemed trivial now. “None of that outweighs the sheer comfort of knowing that he was always working for me,” Putin said, choking back tears. “I do miss him so.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Reply #6 from the DU thread: sarcasmo (20,583 posts) 6. Vlad still has Ron Johnson, Rand Paul and Devin Nunes. What are we gonna do with these guys DICK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 (edited) The fact you buy this crap is sort of sad Edited March 20, 2021 by Ez ryder 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: The fact you buy this crsp is sort of sad What else is the OP gonna do with her time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted March 20, 2021 Author Share Posted March 20, 2021 It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy. Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepr2 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, Mainecat said: It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy. Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Mainecat said: It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy. Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed. Satire... like Biden vaccinating 100m people? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Mainecat said: It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy. Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed. Are you sure you did not have to go back andcre read to figure that out ? I am not so sure some one did not have to explain that to you in a pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Mainecat said: It’s satire Trumpers.....satire means comedy. Jesus .......that’s why you clowns are so brainwashed. your side prob believes everything in the article. they are as dumb as the trump cult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted March 20, 2021 Author Share Posted March 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Angry ginger said: your side prob believes everything in the article. they are as dumb as the trump cult. Did you figure that out by all the triggered Trump cowboys that responded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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