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6 minutes ago, Legend said:

Yeah but he's a eskimo commie. And you're a homosexual racist.

But tough decision......:wall:

STFU, you fukkin queer. You wanna take the GDT challenge, you fukkin dick-licker?? 

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1 minute ago, Legend said:

What the hell is the "GDT challenge"?

Giant Delicious Tacos? 

You want to have a taco eating contest??

How much we talking?

STFU, you electric dildo. You know exactly what it is!!!!   :finger:

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5 minutes ago, Legend said:

Imagine how much pussy Id get if I actually was an electric dildo! Who wouldn't want that??

Do you think most dildos go in nice pussies, or big lesbians and gays asses? 

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1 hour ago, Kivalo said:

Behind Sandy's Sub Shop

Hey look, your new pal, THE " GAY " ONE, thought that was funny!!!     You have a new friend!!!!    :hay::gfight:

 

Youi, Franny and the GAY ONE, can all meet=up and touch pee-pees!!!

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Just now, Polaris 550 said:

Do you think most dildos go in nice pussies, or big lesbians and gays asses? 

Well since Im since Im a straight male, and have been all my life, I feel like I am qualified to answer this question. Every single woman I have had relations with, and almost all that I know well enough to know somewhat about their sex lives, have or have had dildo's. Its just masturbation for women. 

Now I dont know the answer for homosexual men (you would have to tell us), but I am assuming that homosexual men probably give it up much easier then straight women give it up, that homosexual men most likely just use the real thing instead of dildos. 

I could be way off base here. I defer to you.

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3 minutes ago, Legend said:

Well since Im since Im a straight male, and have been all my life, I feel like I am qualified to answer this question. Every single woman I have had relations with, and almost all that I know well enough to know somewhat about their sex lives, have or have had dildo's. 

Were you doing a bad job?

Were they oversexed?

Did you watch?

Please don't say you wacked off while putting your finger in your butt. :lmao:

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Just now, awful knawful said:

Were you doing a bad job?   You can't be perfect every time

Were they oversexed? Is this possible?

Did you watch? Wouldn't you?

Please don't say you wacked off while putting your finger in your butt. :lmao: I got short arms

Have you ever shoved a vibrator up her ass while you are drilling her? TRUST ME TRY IT!

 

Or shove it up her pussy while you are drilling her ass! 

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13 minutes ago, Legend said:

Well since Im since Im a straight male, and have been all my life, I feel like I am qualified to answer this question. Every single woman I have had relations with, and almost all that I know well enough to know somewhat about their sex lives, have or have had dildo's. Its just masturbation for women. 

Now I dont know the answer for homosexual men (you would have to tell us), but I am assuming that homosexual men probably give it up much easier then straight women give it up, that homosexual men most likely just use the real thing instead of dildos. 

I could be way off base here. I defer to you.

Well faggot, my score-sheet on broads is probably a bit longer than most. 

I have NEVER known any woman to use a dildo, or even talk about it. They might have, but never did I see one or talk about it. 

So, your long-winded version pretty much sucks ass-odor!! 

So yeah, you're way off base, you faggot. 

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14 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Well faggot, my score-sheet on broads is probably a bit longer than most. 

I have NEVER known any woman to use a dildo, or even talk about it. They might have, but never did I see one or talk about it. 

So, your long-winded version pretty much sucks ass-odor!! 

So yeah, you're way off base, you faggot. 

Im not asking you about the babes. Everyone knows your not into babes. 

Asking you about the homosexuals. Since all you talk about is male bodies, that clearly all you know about. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Well faggot, my score-sheet on broads is probably a bit longer than most. 

I have NEVER known any woman to use a dildo, or even talk about it. They might have, but never did I see one or talk about it. 

So, your long-winded version pretty much sucks ass-odor!! 

So yeah, you're way off base, you faggot. 

What about the taco challenge? Who's all in it?

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35 minutes ago, Legend said:

Have you ever shoved a vibrator up her ass while you are drilling her? TRUST ME TRY IT!

 

Or shove it up her pussy while you are drilling her ass! 

Yes to both! Unfortunately I've also been the receiver of one as well, and as a straight guy I'm not afraid to talk about it. Seems like only the true queers get all jumpy about the subject.

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48 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Well faggot, my score-sheet on broads is probably a bit longer than most. 

I have NEVER known any woman to use a dildo, or even talk about it. They might have, but never did I see one or talk about it. 

So, your long-winded version pretty much sucks ass-odor!! 

So yeah, you're way off base, you faggot. 

Fuck ur full of shit !!!

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38 minutes ago, Legend said:

Im not asking you about the babes. Everyone knows your not into babes. 

Asking you about the homosexuals. Since all you talk about is male bodies, that clearly all you know about. 

 

 

34 minutes ago, Legend said:

Oh boy....

You might get on P550s enemas list...

 

6 minutes ago, The One said:

Fuck ur full of shit !!!

HA!HA! You two fukkin queers. Suck a dick.

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33 minutes ago, Fireball 440 said:

I'll eat tacos with ya! Are we talking tuna tacos or the Mexican ones, either way I'm in.

Legend sucks dicks, please don't eat tacos with that cunt.

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