Mainecat Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Better late than never... Spicy Mc Haggis I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true A tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis How he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic And so was his schlong from city to city running around Looking for chicks over four hundred pounds One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house Just the right size the broad was enormous Stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt The piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself "This beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more Grabbed his cojones and went for the door They got to her house and dimmed all the lights Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her He'd always be true "But Mr. Mchaggis, I've only just met you!!" By now he saw double through his drunken eyes Neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense Thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt She lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove He gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy! I'm a sailor peg And I've lost my leg Climbing up the top sails I've lost my leg! I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa I'm shipping off to find my wooden leg I'm a sailor peg And I've lost my leg Climbing up the top sails I've lost my leg! I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa I'm shipping off to find my wooden leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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