Mainecat Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month By Andy Borowitz December 30, 2016 Photograph by Evan Vucci / AP MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Capping an extraordinary year for the former television host, the Kremlin has named Donald J. Trump its Employee of the Month for December. “No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” the Russian President Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. “He has set a high bar for all Kremlin employees, and for that, we salute him.” To mark the honor, Trump’s name will be added to a plaque that hangs in the hallway outside the Kremlin’s H.R. office. According to Kremlin sources, Trump faced tough competition in the Employee of the Month voting, besting both Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and ExxonMobil’s C.E.O., Rex Tillerson. Speaking to reporters at his Mar-a-Lago estate, in Florida, Trump called the award “a tremendous honor, just tremendous.” “Obama was President for eight years and he didn’t win this a single month,” he said. “Loser.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Derp....derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Danger Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 hmmmmm a story from 2016 seems like somebody should tell Rip Van MC how that story ended up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted May 4, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted May 4, 2019 Hey MC Trump is your president & the Russians had nothing to do with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted May 6, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 5/4/2019 at 5:45 PM, Kivalo said: Hey MC Trump is your president & the Russians had nothing to do with it! You mean I sent Putin a christmass card for nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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