snatchslayer Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Not funny. Oops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 10, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Woodtick said: Not funny. Oops Joelle...John....somebody....can anything be done about this guy^^^^^^^^^^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 hours ago, xcr700 said: I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Joelle...John....somebody....can anything be done about this guy^^^^^^^^^^ thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation. Fucker should be on the other side of a wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted April 11, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 11, 2019 47 minutes ago, Angry ginger said: thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation. Fucker should be on the other side of a wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 59 minutes ago, Angry ginger said: thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation. Fucker should be on the other side of a wall Never took shots at your wife or anybody else in your family. I called you a Idiot, then I called you a Idiot again for reading into a post. Now I’m calling you a retarded fucking Idiot for bringing your wife into it. You,the fucking Idiot ,is bringing your family into this. Save the drama for someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Angry ginger said: thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation. Fucker should be on the other side of a wall I thought it was your daughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, hayward said: I thought it was your daughter? it was but i wanted to see how worked up i could get the mexican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Angry ginger said: it was but i wanted to see how worked up i could get the mexican Ahhhh. See' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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