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I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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4 hours ago, xcr700 said:

I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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1 hour ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Joelle...John....somebody....can anything be done about this guy^^^^^^^^^^

 

thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation.  Fucker should be on the other side of a wall :news:  

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47 minutes ago, Angry ginger said:

thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation.  Fucker should be on the other side of a wall :news:  

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59 minutes ago, Angry ginger said:

thought when he started taking shots at my wife he'd at least get a vacation.  Fucker should be on the other side of a wall :news:  

Never took shots at your wife or anybody else in your family. I called you a Idiot, then I called you a Idiot again for reading into a post. Now I’m calling you a retarded fucking Idiot for bringing your wife into it. You,the fucking Idiot ,is bringing your family into this. Save the drama for someone else. 

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