Mainecat Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Trump Warns That Clinton Will Rig Debate by Using Facts By Andy Borowitz , 11:50 A.M. TOLEDO (The Borowitz Report)—At a campaign rally on Friday, Donald Trump warned that Hillary Clinton is scheming to “rig the debate by using facts” in their first televised face-off, on Monday. “You just watch, folks,” Trump told supporters in Toledo, Ohio. “Crooked Hillary is going to slip in little facts all night long, and that’s how she’s going to try to rig the thing.” “It’s a disgrace,” he added. The billionaire drew a sharp contrast between himself and the former Secretary of State by claiming that his debate prep “involved no facts whatsoever.” “I am taking a pledge not to use facts at the debate,” he said, raising his right hand. “I challenge Crooked Hillary to take that pledge.” He also warned that unless CNN, which is hosting the debate, promises to forbid the use of facts, he might pull out of Monday’s contest. “I’m only going to debate if I’m treated fairly, and facts don’t treat me fairly,” he said. At CNN, a spokesperson assured Trump that the network would do everything in its power to keep the debate “as free of facts as possible.” “We have a well-established practice at CNN,” the spokesperson said. “If the candidates start straying into facts, data, or other verifiable information, we have instructed the moderators to cut them off.” http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-warns-that-clinton-will-rig-debate-by-using-facts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 you know it's a joke thing right? Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com. MORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 fawking mc will fall for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Capt.Storm said: fawking mc will fall for anything. He was only fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, Momorider said: He was only fishing fuck no..he believed it..don't stick up for the idiot please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, Capt.Storm said: fuck no..he believed it..don't stick up for the idiot please. If you were around on the old site you would know that's MaineCUNTs standard come back when he is gut hooked, he was fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted September 23, 2016 Gold Member Share Posted September 23, 2016 IN my best MC voice.... "GUT HOOKED!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Momorider said: If you were around on the old site you would know that's MaineCUNTs standard come back when he is gut hooked, he was fishing yeah well he thought for sure ryan is a senator also..he is that dumb. BTW I was around a lot on the old site ...for awhile anyways. I know him from TBP also..and HCS. Edited September 23, 2016 by Capt.Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted September 23, 2016 Gold Member Share Posted September 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Momorider said: He was only fishing True story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Capt.Storm said: yeah well he thought for sure ryan is a senator also..he is that dumb. BTW I was around a lot on the old site ...for awhile anyways. Hes a comedian....really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 See! I told you momo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted September 23, 2016 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted September 23, 2016 It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, SnowRider said: It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true Facts are what is going to lose the election for her..no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 Trump is thinking FUCK I cant use that excuse now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, Mainecat said: Trump is thinking FUCK I cant use that excuse now. next time read things better before you post ,but still good thread just the same ..it shows the dems are hugely worried and don't have much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Damn...the libs here need to really get together and regroup this afternoon. The plan they came up with to "own themselves" in their own threads for the win is just not having the desired results in which they so desperately hoped. Ouch! It's pretty good humor though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Capt.Storm said: next time read things better before you post ,but still good thread just the same ..it shows the dems are hugely worried and don't have much. Hey dumbass I have posted Borowitz many times in the past. Republicans never understood comedy.....they are too fuckin dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Damn...the libs here need to really get together and regroup this afternoon. The plan they came up with to "own themselves" in their own threads for the win is just not having the desired results in which they so desperately hoped. Ouch! It's pretty good humor though. i know he though that was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Zambroski said: Damn...the libs here need to really get together and regroup this afternoon. The plan they came up with to "own themselves" in their own threads for the win is just not having the desired results in which they so desperately hoped. Ouch! It's pretty good humor though. BabyZ is spewing nothing.....40 words of absolutely nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, Mainecat said: Hey dumbass I have posted Borowitz many times in the past. Republicans never understood comedy.....they are too fuckin dumb Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Mainecat Advanced Member USA Contributing Member 58 1,724 posts Joined: 19-May-2016 · #10 Posted 43 minutes ago · Report post 47 minutes ago, Capt.Storm said: yeah well he thought for sure ryan is a senator also..he is that dumb. BTW I was around a lot on the old site ...for awhile anyways. Hes a comedian....really? Like this Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, Mainecat said: BabyZ is spewing nothing.....40 words of absolutely nothing You counted the words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Zambroski said: You counted the words? He's checking everything for now on! Edited September 23, 2016 by Capt.Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Capt.Storm said: Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Storm Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mainecat said: I'm sure you believed that also! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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