Snake Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex? "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I knew where this was going at “1955” but read it all anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 That happens to me all the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted August 9, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted August 9, 2018 That happened to @Polaris 550, boy was he pissed when he learned how to tell military time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Kivalo said: That happened to @Polaris 550, boy was he pissed when he learned how to tell military time! Wut, you think that's funny???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted August 9, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted August 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Wut, you think that's funny???? Have you sunk your rowboat yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Have you sunk your rowboat yet? Speaking of rowboats I gotta' get out there. I'm just now kind of caught up with work. Time to get out and slay some bass. I'll post some pics. I'll have a stringer full. Yeah. I'm that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted August 9, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Speaking of rowboats I gotta' get out there. I'm just now kind of caught up with work. Time to get out and slay some bass. I'll post some pics. I'll have a stringer full. Yeah. I'm that good. I'll notify the Coasties so they can be ready to fush your old ass out of the drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kivalo said: I'll notify the Coasties so they can be ready to fush your old ass out of the drink! Coast Guard on Pawtuckaway Lake????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted August 9, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted August 9, 2018 26 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Coast Guard on Pawtuckaway Lake????? Be man and go on the ocean. People use paddle boards on the harbor, you can take a rowboat on the ocean. FAGGOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Be man and go on the ocean. People use paddle boards on the harbor, you can take a rowboat on the ocean. FAGGOT! I took it to Joppa Flats.That's as far as I'm goin' with a 12' rowboat, ya' homo. Edited August 9, 2018 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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