First, you have to state multiple times how members that report posts are worthless pussies and people that can’t take it are pussies and pussies are pussies.
Then, you need to have the record for he most reported posts on the site. Then...find a mod you think will be sympathetic and start burning up the PM to make your lying case why your feelings are hurt and why the mean member that did it should be banned.
Do this over several sites until you are just finally banned.