XCR1250 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform...I'll give you exactly 15 min." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an idiot. So He sent me." The classroom erupted in cheers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 sure he did, SMH at chain email crap like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rw06GT Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Huh, a humorless ginger, who'd have thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Angry ginger said: sure he did, SMH at chain email crap like this. You need more fiber in your diet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 2 hours ago, DriftBusta said: You need more fiber in your diet. Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 One of the biggest no no's imaginable is testing God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted March 9, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted March 9, 2017 If God is on our side, who can be against us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Kivalo said: If God is on our side, who can be against us? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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