ICEMAN! Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Trump is a tangerine gabshite walloper A Scot’s Lament fur her American Fellows (Oan their election of a tangerine gabshite walloper America, aw whit ye dain?! How could ye choose a clueless wain Ti lead yir country? Who wid trust A man sae vile?! A racist, sexist eedjit Wi a shite hairstyle? Yet lo, ye votit (michty me!) Ti hawn’ this walloper the key Ti pow’r supreme, ti stert his hateful, Cruel regime. A cling ti hope that this is aw Jist wan bad dream. But naw, the nightmare has come true, A curse upon rid, white an’ blue, An’ those who cast oot Bernie Must feel sitch regret Fur thinkin’ Mrs. Clinton Was a safer bet. So noo we wait ti see unfold Division an’ intolerance, cold; A pois’nous bigotry untold Since Hitler’s rule As the free world’s hopes an’ dreams Lie with this fool. Alas, complainin’ wullnae change The fact this diddy has free range Ti ride roughshod ow’r human beings That fall outside The cretinous ideals borne of His ugly pride. Awch USA, we feel yir woes An’ pour oor wee herts oot ti those Who ken this oarange gabshite isnae Who they chose, But jist sit tight; Trump’s cluelessness Will time expose. Fur sittin’ there beside Obama Efter the election drama, Trump looked like reality Had finally hit: Aboot the role of president He knew Jack shit. Poutin’, glaikit through this farce, His mooth wis pursed up like an arse, His Tangoed coupon glowin’ like A skelped backside. Despite all his bravado Trump looked keen ti hide. Let’s therefur no despair an’ greet, Or see this outcome as defeat. Let’s wait an’ watch this bampot Flap his hawns an’ squirm When presidential pressures Crush him like a worm. Hawd oan ti values you hold dear, Don’t let this numpty bring yi fear, His chants of hatred don’t speak fur The human race. Love will endure despite this Oarange-faced disgrace. So USA, in ma conclusion, Know we Scots feel your confusion: We are also chained ti those Not of oor choosin’ . Stand firm fur unity will break Through Trump’s delusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Curious, When the left says they hate Trump because he is a racist, sexist, meany, and then proceed to go on their own sexiest, racist, bigoted, rants..............is it because they are too stupid to know any better, or they just don't care how stupid they look? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN! Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just now, Cold War said: Curious, When the left says they hate Trump because he is a racist, sexist, meany, and then proceed to go on their own sexiest, racist, bigoted, rants..............is it because they are too stupid to know any better, or they just don't care how stupid they look? She's a Scot living in New Zealand apparently, so you can't really put her into a left/right/up/down/Dem/Republican box. I can't really understand what she's saying but I could listen to her all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 That'l be at the next Robbie Burns night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Roses are red It's okay to Hope The last capitalist we hang Shall be the one who sold us the Rope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleroule Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Cold War said: Curious, When the left says they hate Trump because he is a racist, sexist, meany, and then proceed to go on their own sexiest, racist, bigoted, rants..............is it because they are too stupid to know any better, or they just don't care how stupid they look? yes and yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Cold War said: Curious, When the left says they hate Trump because he is a racist, sexist, meany, and then proceed to go on their own sexiest, racist, bigoted, rants..............is it because they are too stupid to know any better, or they just don't care how stupid they look? Liberals do get cringey with the ableism, racism, sexism, misogyny, etc. A little intersectionality and radicalization will fix that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 17 minutes ago, motonoggin said: Liberals do get cringey with the ableism, racism, sexism, misogyny, etc. A little intersectionality and radicalization will fix that shit. Reading a little Crenshaw ? Yup , slap that shit right out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cold War said: Reading a little Crenshaw ? Yup , slap that shit right out of them. Pro tip: Don't tell POCs 'I don't see color' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 One of my favorite lines from Platoon. " free your mind and your ass will follow". The left has no problem in seeing the hypocrisy within the religious right of "love thy neighbor, as long as they believe what I believe." Yet, they turn around and practice the same kind of selective hate & bigotry. I am for women's rights*, gay rights*, minority rights* *as long as they subscribe to my mantra. Wearing a vagina on your head and screaming pussy, only to defile and marginalize another women for not having the same beliefs does not make you a feminist. Holding a rainbow sign, then violently keeping a gay from speaking does not make you a gay rights advocate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Whose rights are being infringed upon? No one is being arrested for their speech, are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Roses are Red Violets are Blue ICEWelcher sucks cock and is a faggot too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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