SSFB Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 U.S.—A new study on local homosexual frog populations indicated Thursday that the LGBT frog community has exploded in size since Alex Jones was banned from nearly all social media platforms last year. One estimate suggests the gay frog community may have grown as much as 492% since the ban. "Without Alex Jones speaking out against the government's conspiracy to turn the frogs gay, their project has been able to move forward unimpeded," said one analyst. "This is a total disaster and a big win for the deep state." Government agents were seen high-fiving and cackling at various mountain water sources last month as they poured barrels of chemicals marked "Gay Frog Stuff" into the water supply in hopes of turning the frogs gay. In the past, the nation could count on Alex Jones to break the story on these kinds of illicit government activities, but with Jones' voice being silenced across social media, there's no one to speak up for the rapidly diminishing heterosexual frog population. At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that the population of covert lizard people living in the United States had also grown exponentially since Jones was banned. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-gay-frog-population-has-increased-492-since-alex-jones-social-media-ban 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 He’s not 100% wrong. The chemical is called atrazine and it turns male frogs into females. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Rod Johnson said: He’s not 100% wrong. The chemical is called atrazine and it turns male frogs into females. No that’s u! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, SSFB said: No that’s u! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: He’s not 100% wrong. The chemical is called atrazine and it turns male frogs into females. Does atrazine do this stuff too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wildboer said: Does atrazine do this stuff too? Man he’s smarter than all of cnn it’s crazy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: He’s not 100% wrong. The chemical is called atrazine and it turns male frogs into females. Studies have shown, to a certain amount, this could be true... @SSFB I enjoy your satire posts, I'm going to have to check in on this site (Babylonbee) from time to time. Comic gold! Always makes me chuckle. Edited February 28, 2019 by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Studies have shown, to a certain amount, this could be true... @SSFB I enjoy your satire posts, I'm going to have to check in on this site from time to time. Comic gold! Always makes me chuckle. I’m here to serve!!!!!!11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, SSFB said: I’m here to serve!!!!!!11 Yes we are!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wildboer said: Does atrazine do this stuff too? The guy is a Loony Toon. Most of the time. Some of his commentary is not so far fetched though. Did you see the one, there may be many?; On Google and the way they infiltrate our lives. There's definatelly truth to that. Facebook, tweeter, all this social media bullshit, bah humbug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: The guy is a Loony Toon. Most of the time. Some of his commentary is not so far fetched though. Did you see the one, there may be many?; On Google and the way they infiltrate our lives. There's definatelly truth to that. Facebook, tweeter, all this social media bullshit, bah humbug. That video where he gave those t shirts to Cenk was fuckin funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: That video where he gave those t shirts to Cenk was fuckin funny Link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Link? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 @Rod Johnson Ahhh yes, I saw that! 😂 I didn't relate the name, "The Young Turks" are the Alex Jones of the left. Both are utterly ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 1, 2019 44 minutes ago, SSFB said: I’m here to serve!!!!!!11 Then get me a stoli on the rocks bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, steve from amherst said: Then get me a stoli on the rocks bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: Then get me a stoli on the rocks bitch. Fuck Stoli. Drink real Vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Fuck Stoli. Drink real Vodka. Ever try cold river. Its a potato vodka made in Maine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, steve from amherst said: Ever try cold river. Its a potato vodka made in Maine. Not yet, but I will now! They sell it in NH liquor outlets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 1, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said: Not yet, but I will now! They sell it in NH liquor outlets? yes http://www.coldrivervodka.com/vodka/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, steve from amherst said: yes http://www.coldrivervodka.com/vodka/ Cool. They're up in Freeport, little far to get a bottle. I'll look for it next time I'm at the package store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 40 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: That is the most entertaining TYT clip I have ever seen. Jones is almost as good at bombing other people shows as Eric Andre is at bombing Jones' speeches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Some people actually take him serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, Wildboer said: That is the most entertaining TYT clip I have ever seen. Jones is almost as good at bombing other people shows as Eric Andre is at bombing Jones' speeches The best thing in that video is Ana Kasparian's fine ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildboer Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 33 minutes ago, SSFB said: The best thing in that video is Ana Kasparian's fine ass. Obviously I'd hit it, but she's no AOC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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