SSFB Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Quote U.S.—As the nation was torn apart by a relatively mundane, routine midterm election, just like the ones that regularly occur every four years, Americans began to wonder if a government in which such a commonplace election can impact so many lives in so many ways might just be a little bit too powerful. The nation suddenly realized that a government holding elections that threaten far-reaching changes in each and every person's private life could actually need to be downsized a tad. "I was starting to wonder why we were all at each other's throats," said one Democratic voter in Oregon. "And then it hit me: the politicians and policies we're voting on could shake up who has the government's blessings for the next few years, and which groups will get left out. And then I was like, 'Whoa. Maybe if the government weren't so huge and bloated, we wouldn't care about elections that much." He then dismissed the idea as "crazy talk," however. Pundits pondering the reasons behind the nation's unprecedented level of division also began to come to the same conclusion. "Like, if the government is so powerful that it's a life-or-death fight every couple years to take control of it, maybe we should just dismantle the whole thing?" said one anchor before the program suddenly cut to a "Technical Difficulties" screen. https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-torn-apart-by-routine-midterm-election-starting-to-wonder-if-government-may-be-too-powerful?fbclid=IwAR0rVFuoXiUtdbmET3MESq6lBnxS48dbBbT_abnBRaIpX15QP0eDc_kELCE 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Can you imagine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 America hates Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Just now, Mainecat said: America hates Trump. Stop calling you’re butt America it’s weird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleroule Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 duh eliminate 90% of government and it's still too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: Stop calling you’re butt America it’s weird Canada does too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 16 minutes ago, Mainecat said: America hates Trump. You people aren’t America. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zambroski said: You people aren’t America. Sorry. Yes I am you dummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mainecat said: America hates Trump. is that why the blue wave is looking like a little ripple in the wishing well after you toss a penny in it? remind us all how your brown God ran around the countery for this election like no ex president ever has before . now tell us how his hand picked candidates did lmfao Edited November 7, 2018 by Ez ryder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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