1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone will ring.

7. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know
INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be
seen with.

8. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, IT WILL!!!

9. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theatre & Football Stadium - At any event, the people
whose seats are farthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are
the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer,
or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or
the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move
once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of
the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich
landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet or rug

14. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know
what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16. The 50-50-90 Law Whenever there's a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.

17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product
that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop
selling it!

18. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to
the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't
make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Ha. True.

Number 2 happens everytime I think I know how to wrench on a sled. 😂

17 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Number 2 happens everytime I think I know how to wrench on a sled. 😂

#2 for sure