XCR1250 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 It Snowed Last Night 8:00 am: I made a snowman. . 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. . 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. . 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. . 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. . 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. . 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. . 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. . 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended . 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. . 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. . 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. . 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. . 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. . 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mach4me Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Funny but so f'n true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Only morons concern themselves with idiotic wedge issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 But muh gays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 15, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 15, 2018 9:30 .......Snowman lives Matter movement gets underway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anorkist Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 I know it was meant to be funny but it is so fuking true up here too.it will get worse as time goes by I feel for my grand children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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