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Burst my bubble Bro!

I was thinking that!

I agree. Maybe give him some slack for a while and see how it turns out. Don't stop giving Barb the finger though!

You know that meme is good for only another 30 years....

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body while dragging Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

A great salesman... A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.64." The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" The Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."

Wow! Amazing beauty!

You don't see conservatives hating on W for sitting with a liberal..

I plan on watching it this winter. My wife and I watched the first episode a couple of years ago and she wasn't enthused. She always takes time to like a show. It took her till the second season to like Dexter. It looked good to me.

On Netflix tomorrow!!! Looking forward to it. Netflix had better be ready for the highest amount of users they've ever had streaming at the same time.

I signed up for twitter because of this! Not that I didn't want to before, this just gave me the push .

That just called the distributive property of math. I've always used it when doing multiplication in my head. It's like needing to know what 7 X 37 is. I know what 7X30 is and what 7X7 is. Doing 210 + 49 in my head is much easier that trying to deal with 7 X 37.

I've thought of this more times that I can count!! Pornographic video plays on I-75 billboard in Auburn Hills A pornographic video played on an electronic billboard on the I-75 and M-59 interchange in Auburn Hills on Saturday night, police say. Auburn Hills Police Department started receiving calls about the graphic images at about 11 p.m., sent officers to the scene and contacted the billboard operators, Outfont Media, to shut down the screen. Auburn Hills Police Lt. Ryan Gagnon said the vulgar videos played for 15-20 minutes. It is unclear who was behind broadcasting the videos. Auburn Hills Police Department is investigating. "I've never seen or heard of anything like this," Gagnon said. Regardless of if the screen was hacked or if an Outfront Media employee displayed the porn on the billboard, charges could be filed, Gagnon said. Outfront Media could not be reached for comment. Gagnon said no known accidents occurred due to head-turning onlookers taking their eyes off the road, but it was nevertheless "a huge distraction to drivers and obviously obscene and inappropriate." "It was dark out, so the screen was glowing really bright," he said. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2019/09/30/i-75-billboard-pornography/3817218002/

This one is on my FAX cover sheet!!

Does it say anything about MC being a contributing writer?

My guess is they can make the rules themselves for the most part. Back when I was a kid, my family was skiing at Vail and President Ford was there. He had only two SS guys with him on the hills. I rode up with one on the chairlift and he told us a couple of runs ago, the president went right and they went left. He was by himself the whole run down. They went down the hill were waiting for him at the lift shitting themselves at the time!

True, but if you're going to put them on, you may as well go for the gold and put the rubber ballsack on your truck!

Yep. Mackinac is about the nice bike ride dodging the dumbasses around the island, stopping by Mission Point for a nice round of Putt Putt on their real grass course, and a great dinner at the Carriage House to end the day. I do like lunch at the golf course right across the Grand Hotel watching the crazy bastards go down the hill there out of control too.

Of course, but we are talking man made items, not the building blocks of life. What is an item of the same value to everyone? Again value is based on social construct - just like I said. Hookers? Even they come at different prices!

As far as I'm concerned, any law like that is superseded by a dignitary's presence. I don't see the problem - other than the butturt of the libs...

It's a local ordinance which is that same as a law. It does allow for emergency vehicles and snowmobiles on the winter. Pretty difficult to experience Mackinac Island in a motorcade. Don't care that he did it, but I think it was rather silly to visit the island and take a motorcade.

Maybe we're thinking about different essentials. What ones do you have in mind that are of value and human created, that every human wants?