Anler Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Biden Polling Well Among Pentecostals After He Speaks In Tongues November 2nd, 2020 109.5kShares 84.6kSHARE 11.3kSHARE SHARE DALLAS, PA—Pentecostals across the nation are swinging toward Biden after an event at Dallas High School in Pennsylvania. According to stunned witnesses, Biden became filled with the Spirit and uttered the incomprehensible word "trunalimunumaprzure" toward the end of his speech. "Man -- I was leaning toward Trump," said local Assemblies of God pastor Chet Whipperton. "But Biden really brought the fire today. I haven't seen an outpouring like that since Trump tweeted the mysterious angelic phrase 'covfefe.' I haven't decided for sure, but Biden is looking pretty good after today." Pentecostal scholars have asked for someone with the spiritual gift of interpretation to step forward and translate the mysterious phrase "trunalimunumaprzure" so the world may understand Biden's mysterious utterances. "This may be the key to the election!" said Whipperton. After a nationwide search, an interpreter named Bo Bittington was found in Kentucky. "Trunalimunumaprzure? That's easy, man," said Bittington. "It means Trump's gonna win." Experts in the Biden camp consulted their own spiritual interpreters, who confirmed that the phrase means Biden will win. Both camps are looking forward to finding out who was right when all the votes are counted in 8 months. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 3, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 3, 2020 Tremedamadupalinez!!!!!!! So many great vid clips on FakeBook with that but they're not letting the links to emded right now for some mysterious reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted November 3, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 3, 2020 (edited) 🤣🤣 This election is like some sort of Spinal Tap documentary.🤣 Edited November 3, 2020 by Jimmy Snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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