SSFB Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Quote ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air. CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated. "Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us." The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders. https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-offered-job-at-cnn-after-fabricating-news-story-out-of-thin-air?fbclid=IwAR3-_oDO3fvpeakcniDInLnGoczwzlV7AZh5Qa2P6qzY6eWqzf8MRqMk8FI 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Jussie is a lying little bastid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 29, 2019 Author Share Posted March 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said: Jussie is a lying little bastid. I bet he can curl more than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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