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Trump’s checklist for putin visit


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Day 1

- have Mattis over for dinner and ask him to   Tell putin about our secret weapons programs

- have putin examine our Nuke strike code system and see if he approves 

- have mueller whip up a power point presentation on what he’s found, where he’s going

- continue discussing Russian baby adoptions

- invite all my fsce faithfuls over for a group pic around a shirtless putin riding a horse

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1 hour ago, Snoslinger said:

 

Day 1

- have Mattis over for dinner and ask him to   Tell putin about our secret weapons programs

- have putin examine our Nuke strike code system and see if he approves 

- have mueller whip up a power point presentation on what he’s found, where he’s going

- continue discussing Russian baby adoptions

- invite all my fsce faithfuls over for a group pic around a shirtless putin riding a horse

You forgot the Lube.  Donny's going to need lots of Lube for round two.

 

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Day 2

- cabinet breakfast with putin, while he presents  tips on how to silence the media and deal with fake news

- caviar and Russian salad sandwiches for lunch, provided by the nra

- afternoon naps

- evening, 4 hour private meeting . Well not really, damn translators!

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5 minutes ago, JEFF said:

When is putin going to present trump with his russian hookers to piss on him?

After Trump presents the “Ocercharged” button again.

I hope Putin can bring the Russian police force for protest crowd control.  :lol:

 

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