Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Aren't as smart as @Snoslinger @Mainecat think they are. Or this comrade had some dirt on Hillary! 2017, Russia) A welder is in the evolutionary spotlight today. Vargas (pseudonym) worked for The Enterprise for the Construction, Repair and Maintenance of Highways in Tselinnoe when he noticed how well a fire extinguisher fits into a decommissioned artillery howitzer. Inspired, he stuffed the fire extingusher down the barrel... Trained to use the elemental powers of hot plasma, welders are normally not daredevils but Vargus was determined to prove the old adage, 'There are old welders and bold welders but there are no old, bold welders.' He charged the cannon with calcium carbide and water, a reactive combination that produces acetylene welding gas... The abused fire extinguisher exploded from the howitzer cannon, and pieces of the payload brained the welder--whose head was conveniently located in the ballistic trajectory of the shrapnel. In a fight between shrapnel and an empty skull, shrapnel wins. http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-07.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 “.....pieces of the payload brained the welder..” I wonder who was holding his beer at the time of the “braining”? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Stephen Hawking Posted March 4, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted March 4, 2018 Hey Yury, watch this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Stephen Hawking said: Hey Yury, watch this. Budweizerkopf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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