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What a morning……

8:00   I made a snowman.
 
8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
 
8:15   So, I made a snow woman.
 
8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
 
8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
 
8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
 
8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
 
8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
 
8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
 
8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
 
8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
 
9:00   I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
 
9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.
 
9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
 
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
 
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5 minutes ago, pissedoff said:

GOOD one, nail on the head in today's climate. I'M going back to the 70's when life was so much less complicated. I  look forward to your jokes every day. 

Ya might want to head for the 80's. The 70's kinda sucked.

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