XCR1250 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 What a morning…… 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***" 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted January 27, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 27, 2018 Perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissedoff Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 GOOD one, nail on the head in today's climate. I'M going back to the 70's when life was so much less complicated. I look forward to your jokes every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 27, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, pissedoff said: GOOD one, nail on the head in today's climate. I'M going back to the 70's when life was so much less complicated. I look forward to your jokes every day. Ya might want to head for the 80's. The 70's kinda sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02sled Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: Ya might want to head for the 80's. The 70's kinda sucked. Naw...the 70's were great. On top of that the music of the 70's was so much better than the 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 2 hours ago, steve from amherst said: Ya might want to head for the 80's. The 70's kinda sucked. I liked the 60's best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 27, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 27, 2018 I liked the cars from the late 60's best. Music from the m70's was good ,( besides disco ) But the eonomey of the 80's blew away the 70's. The Carter yrs were tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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