Mileage Psycho Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 12 hours ago, DriftBusta said: Had to look that one up. Good one. I expect Moto to add it to his repertoire That's a new one for me and will definitely be stored in my hippocampus I love good text vocabulary and the author really puts it all together quite well, the question and answer below made me laugh Quote Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Sums up the CE left pretty well. I'll have to save for the next time they all want to jump someone for posting a chain mail. awesomeness!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usedtoskidoo Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 17 hours ago, Mainecat said: I didn’t write this but thought it was dead on. No author was noted Dear Fucking Lunatic, I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take. Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware. You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II. We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels? Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say? You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms. So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. Sincerely, Everyone typical hysterical liberal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snopro31 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Murders in Chicago down over 100 in 2017 with Trump in power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepr2 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 17 hours ago, Snake said: It was posted at DU at 7:26pm. By Aldous J Pennyfarthing . The DU link is https://demu.gr/100210046424 The link to the original OP is right at the head of it. How could you miss it? And once again McLiar shows blatant stupidity, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. nails him...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 35 minutes ago, Mainecat said: You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. nails him...lol Was that a DU quote? Talk about a lemming.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01mxz800 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 poor poor MClosi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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