Like flying a plane, if an accident happens you are dead or in bad shape. Best way to be safe is to ride country roads with little to no traffic. Stay away from large cities and freeways near large cities. Riding for pleasure can be pretty safe.
I wonder how fat jimmy feels this morning. Alcohol abuse is a tough way to get through life. "We" are heading out on the bikes, have a nice day huffing paint fat jimmy, and don't forget, plenty of snacks.