Wildboer

Fair enough.

Oh yeah, because working in an industry always prevents people from having an ass backwards view of that industry Oh come on now, when did I say you all hate women?

It's more about the woman part than the gay part, explains why they want the mayor to go down too...

Bucking the trend, you must be a free thinker

Net neutrality isn't a new concept, and it's been actively protected by the FCC for 20 years now. The only reason you even think about net neutrality is because conservatives have recently stepped up their efforts to destroy it. Net Neutrality is simply not changing the way things are, anti-net neutrality legislation is the legislation that will change the internet. You're so fucking brainwashed you've picked the conservative side of an argument you don't even understand.

Ever since that moustache you guys all made fun of filled out I get told I look like Ron Swanson at least a couple times a week. It's usually funny and I drop a Swanson line as a joke, but occasionally a a drunk guy will take it too far and just keep calling me Ron Swanson every time I walk by, they'll start butchering quotes from the show because they're trashed or ask for me to pose for a Snapchat and I just want to punch them in the fucking face. I can tell you exactly what net neutrality is like, it's exactly how the internet is right now you fucking doofus. It's just staying with the status qou... there's no need to wonder what it will or won't be because we already fucking know what it is and has been.

It's a stereotype in NJ that Canadians always go to Wildwood when they go to the shore. You'll see a fair amount of cars with Canadian plates and you'll hear the occasional Eh in Wildwood/Cape May, but when you go to other towns along the shore like Seaside or out on Long Beach Island... no Canadians.

WTF? Why? As a matter of fact why is the fucking police chief resigning? Even the dipshit chief in Ferguson kept his job until the DOJ came out with a report that his department was racist as fuck...

So why do Canadians always go to Wildwood? Do you figure, "I already drove this far, I might as well go all the way." Or do you all just hate Seaside?

Especially when they keep using the "it's a dangerous job" mentality as an excuse to shoot people and claim self defense when they aren't even in danger. It's not even a dangerous job if you just start shooting as soon as you think someone might be armed. Philando Castile for example, you shoot because you think he might be reaching for a gun? The fucking pussy cop already had his gun pointed at the guy in point blank range... How about you wait until you see the fucking gun? It's not like you won't have time to pull the trigger before he can turn around and aim it at you...

Well there's your problem dumbass, hand over the wheel and have something to drink every once in a while!

I notice it surprisingly often with conservative Christians, it's always a the most straight-laced family oriented guy with 4+ kids but the second he moves around or speaks you can tell he's gay as fuck. The voice, the mannerisms, etc. all totally flaming.

Nah, it'd still be 50/50 convict/hung jury

Nah, from North Jersey but Old Forge / Tug Hill is where we ride, been going up there my whole life. Eh, I guess the fact that we're sailing makes just cruising around with some beers fun. I don't see how anything you just listed precludes drinking though.

It's a shame everyone who's smart enough to see through the cops' bullshit is also smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Nah, West Milford NJ and the Tug Hill Plateau up in NY.

Lmfao, that's Chrisley Knows Best. I was talking about Chris Christie, the governor of NJ. That guy Chrisley is the fucking poster child for evangelical men who convince themselves they're straight family men because God won't love them anymore if they admit they're gay though.

Not true, I get along with plenty of rednecks. I just avoid political discussion and focus on topics like snowmobiling, quads, and NASCAR.

So what do you do that you can't do on land? Fish? Drive a vehicle? Oh wait, you can do those on land too. Meh, I don't mind looking like a redneck every now and again.

Hey, Chris Christie had a gastric bypass too, look how that's worked out for him...

It's by far the worst decision I've ever made. I have bizarre dreams, long dreams, dreams that are so vivid I don't realize they didn't actually happen until halfway through the next day. Luckily for me as weird as they've gotten they've never gotten nightmarish or upsetting. Worst side effect for me is some nausea for an hour after I take the morning dose every once in a while.

Fair enough, it really is rare to see someone drop that much weight.

This is a tough question. The filet mignon au poirve from the Paul at 5 Corners in Old Forge is perfection, his pan roasted duck recipes are out of this world too though. For sides some grilled asparagus or green beans amandine and some good old garlic mashed potatoes... or a good charcuterie plate with a good prosciutto or serrano ham, a couple cheeses that aren't too funky, fresh bread, something pickled, and local honey. Fuck, I'm hungry again now and I just ate!

If I didn't quit and got cancer I'd be raising healthcare costs for everyone with massive medical bills. THAT would be leeching. A few hundred bucks to prevent tens if not hundreds of thousands in medical treatment? It's a smart investment regardless. Also, yeah, I was completely fucking stupid to start smoking when I was 17/18... but teenagers are fucking idiots.

You know how much Chantix cost before Obamacare pushed for preventative care? I had to pay nearly full price for that shit the first time I tried to quit. This time? Free.