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So appropriate .....The new beatitudes


f7ben

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Blessed are the fornicates
May we bend down to be their whores
Blessed are the rich
May we labour, deliver them more
Blessed are the envious
Bless the slothful, the wrathful, the vain
Blessed are the gluttonous
May they feast us to famine and war

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2 hours ago, f7ben said:

Blessed are the fornicates
May we bend down to be their whores
Blessed are the rich
May we labour, deliver them more
Blessed are the envious
Bless the slothful, the wrathful, the vain
Blessed are the gluttonous
May they feast us to famine and war

 

1 hour ago, motonoggin said:

These are actually the original beatitudes, and what is in the Bible is merely revisionist socialist propaganda.

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You'd think a worthless trustfunder would steer clear of a thread like this all together.....not stick his toe in the water with some worthless meme to see if it gets bit off or not

fucking idiot

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48 minutes ago, f7ben said:

You'd think a worthless trustfunder would steer clear of a thread like this all together.....not stick his toe in the water with some worthless meme to see if it gets bit off or not

fucking idiot

I knew you weren't smart enough to get it. Meh, don't care. 

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51 minutes ago, f7ben said:

You'd think a worthless trustfunder would steer clear of a thread like this all together.....not stick his toe in the water with some worthless meme to see if it gets bit off or not

fucking idiot

Amen

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