XCR1250 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!''What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.''What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?''My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!''What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.''That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?''I used a different cock,' he replied.The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AKIQPilot Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Hahaha. A couple of good jokes Don. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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