XCR1250 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Kate Beckinsale asked out by man who had appendage on his arm Author of the article: Bang Showbiz Publishing date: May 06, 2022 • 12 hours ago • 2 minute read • Kate Beckinsale - InStyle Golden Globe After Party 2020 - Getty Bang Showbiz A man who had a penis on his arm for six years wants to take Kate Beckinsale out on a date. The ‘Underworld’ actress admitted earlier this week a report about Malcolm MacDonald’s unfortunate plight had cheered her up and so now the 47-year-old mechanic – whose member fell off after he contracted an infection in 2010 and a replacement crafted by doctors had to be grafted onto his limb due to a lack of oxygen until it was finally transferred between his legs last October – has offered to take her out for a meal and a pint of beer at his favourite local haunts. He told The Sun newspaper: “I’d be happy to take her out for saveloy and chips, anytime. I’ll pay. “But she’ll have to come to Thetford. “She seems like a nice girl and it’s great she’s read my story and what I’ve been through. “The kisses are a nice touch, too. I’m ready for dating again, so why not her? “I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.” The 48-year-old actress has shared an article about Malcolm on her Instagram account earlier this week. “It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side.” “Of course he is from the U.K. Of course he has done a photo shoot down the rec with a willy hanging out of his sleeve. Feel momentarily better. God bless you, Malcolm xxx (sic)” Malcolm previously said he’d been living a “nightmare” as he had to cover the penis on his arm with long sleeves during the warm weather and the coronavirus pandemic meant the corrective surgery was pushed back. Following the nine-hour operation, he said: “The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh my days. They got it this time.’ I feel like a real man again. “Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now – the little b*****.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deephaven Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 It's like a british version of snotty only in his case it is someone else's dick on his arm. Just waiting to move it where it should go as he has always wanted to have one that wasn't only put in his orifices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Who gives a fuck 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 On 5/7/2022 at 12:52 AM, Deephaven said: It's like a british version of snotty only in his case it is someone else's dick on his arm. Just waiting to move it where it should go as he has always wanted to have one that wasn't only put in his orifices. The Deephaven version is a penis in the mouth, permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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