XCR1250 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted December 10, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 10, 2020 Chainmail Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Smart employer. Dump the trash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 SMH at your need to constantly post retarded right wing chain emails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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