President Trump

You are fake news. I have the greatest avatar, the best.

who the fuck do I think i am? i'm the President of the United States. that's who the fuck I am. keep filling up the pages with me though

Old seasons of Celebrity Apprentice. It's a tremendous show, with great ratings. We did very well, very well. The highest ratings.

After I promise paid naps and Depends, MC will be in my corner.

i am giving a great speech, a terrific speech, a great speech, the best, believe me. i have a very good brain. MAGA

I have lots of plans, and they're great plans. I don't want to spill them all to you, because they're great. If I ever decide to deport all of the Japs, I'll be sure to invite MC into my Administration.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm very busy as you know, very busy, just wanted to check in quick. It's going to take alot of work to MAGA but we're gonna get a good start when we build the wall. Not just any wall, but a yuge wall, it's gonna be great.

Clearly you are both smart, tremendously smart, very smart, just terrific.

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